consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via bastille)

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

(via thisgetsthepeoplegoing)

certifiedhb:

Dead….

nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books

(Source: reals, via officialwhitegirls)

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

(via officialwhitegirls)

neymarporn 😳😂😭

(Source: fvckalexis.com)

(Source: gfsports, via neymarporn)

dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

(via neymarporn)